Well now I have got your attention I thought you might appreciate the following little story.
If you are easily offended please DO NOT read any further than the end of this sentence:
The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens he kept in
the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered
that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners
in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation,
'Has anybody got a cock? '
All the men stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock? '
All the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them? '
Half of the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock? '
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
Hopefully I haven't offended anyone...and if I have I am really not sorry as I did put up a warning in my second sentence of this blog, and anyway how could anyone be offended by a story about a missing cock!
