A primary school teacher was teaching a class of seven year olds and they were studying the sense of taste.
The children were each given a packet of sweets. They were asked to use the colour of the sweets to help identify what the flavour was.
They started with the colour red which was used to represent the flavour of Cherries. This was followed by Yellow for Lemon, Green for Lime and Orange for, yes you have guessed it,Orange.
As a final treat the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.None
of the children could identify the taste.
To help the children the teacher gave them a clue. The teacher said, "It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father"
The children thought for a while. Then one little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver sweet and yelled "Oh my God, its an ass-hole"!
Oh to be a teacher!
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